Bitch in Training

A Bitch in Training (BIT) is a young girl studying duly under her mother or some other female authority figure on the art of being a bitch. BIT's are often seen in the supermarket blabbing orders to their younger siblings. At a slightly older age, BIT's can be seen at Abercrombie and Fitch or The Gap learning how to spend their future husband's money. You've all seem them. Mere months is all that separates the ripe BIT from full on bitchery. It's like an apprenticeship -- a bitch apprenticeship.

Man, what's up with your little sis? She's only 11 and she's got a whole new ensemble from The Limited??

Dude, I know. She's a total Bitch in Training.

Bitch in Training by Teve Torbes January 5, 2009