when you have a best friend that's a boy and you're a girl and he gets a girlfriend he ditches you for her.
sara: hey u know i IM'd steve like usual and he told me he was "out with his girlfriend"
meghan: you totally got bitch ditched
meghan: you totally got bitch ditched
by ilikebigbutts90 April 11, 2009
person: "so, i'll see you later then :)"
bitch: "yea :) i gotta go to work now..oh yea..FYI, you really are an asshole. and everyone hates you. byeee! "
^^bitch n' ditch^^
**bitch leaves**
person: "bye...." ((what the hell?))
bitch: "yea :) i gotta go to work now..oh yea..FYI, you really are an asshole. and everyone hates you. byeee! "
^^bitch n' ditch^^
**bitch leaves**
person: "bye...." ((what the hell?))
by Victim of Insanity August 25, 2009
Essentially, a crack whore who's covered in mud from the ditch that a trucker pushed her into, after she finished giving him a blowjob.
Phil: "Hey, was that Tessie?"
Chris: "You mean the girl who's covered in mud, with cum on her face? Yeah, that's Tessie."
Phil: "Wow, what a ditch bitch!"
Chris: "You mean the girl who's covered in mud, with cum on her face? Yeah, that's Tessie."
Phil: "Wow, what a ditch bitch!"
by dirtyjeff June 11, 2008
A washed-up hoe who has ruined any future career prospects for herself by being a bitch. A high scorer in the national thottery. Someone who has hit rock bottom by being unprofessional, lazy, disrespectful or offensive.
Rebecca: she totally had it going on until she blew the manager and then told his wife over text.
stacey: she's a 'bitch in the ditch' now
stacey: she's a 'bitch in the ditch' now
by missbooboo7000 February 21, 2019
a girl(or guy) who repeatedly breaks dates with no excuse or reason. one who "ditches" you more than once..
by 69 war machine October 23, 2008
Me: Are you pumped for the opening premiere of Fear Farm!?
Jonny: Actually, I made plans with Cole to do "something".
Me: But we've planned this for weeks
Jonny: Sorry bro.
Me: (faintly whispers) ditch bitch
Jonny: Actually, I made plans with Cole to do "something".
Me: But we've planned this for weeks
Jonny: Sorry bro.
Me: (faintly whispers) ditch bitch
by .....anonymous...... October 8, 2011
by Trepticon May 15, 2020