Biscuit Hooks

n. The quick greedy hands of a person who instinctually tries to take something that does not belong to them; usually attempted without asking permission and in a feverishly uncontrollable manner.

Scot: Look at all these chips I just won at the craps table!

Matt: (grabbing at the chips)

Scot: HEY! Get your biscuit hooks off my winnings!

Biscuit Hooks by macstavern August 26, 2009

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bisquit hooks

Another name for hands.

"Hey!! Get your bisquit hooks off my cookies!!"

bisquit hooks by Mel Function September 5, 2003

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Related Words

Biscuit Hooks • bisquit hooks • hooker biscuit • biscuit head • biscuit boy • Biscuit-eater • biscuit lips • biscuit butt • biscuit face • biscuit neck

hooker biscuit

a person too cute for their own good, yet delightfully slutty.

Jack: "Are you ready to go, hooker biscuit?"
Jill: "Who are you callin' a hooker?!"
Jack: "God, you're adorable."

hooker biscuit by BettyBravo April 19, 2007

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