birthday shit 

when one reaches to wipe their ass after taking a shit and the toilet paper is clean. no need to wipe twice.

when one reaches to wipe their ass after taking a shit and the toilet paper is clean. no need to wipe twice... thats a birthday shit.

birthday shit by x-man182 June 19, 2011

Birthday Shit 

Birthday Shit: The feeling of not feeling at all important the day after your birthday which was filled with Happy Birthdays and other nice greetings.

Dude 1: Yo Dude 2, what's wrong with Dude 3? He's been pompous all day and now he's gloomy as fuck!

Dude 2: Oh Dude 3? He's Experiencing the Birthday Shit.

Birthday Shit by Mr. Fantasm March 4, 2012

Birthday Shit 

The one time of the year where you finally expunge your bowels

Finally took my birthday shit

Birthday Shit by TheGhav March 5, 2021

birthdaysuit 

some trashy outfit you wear on your birthday or any other day of the year usually consists of a pair of panties and nothing else

Guy1: Hey man I saw Lisa in her birthdaysuit yesterday

Guy2: Really? What'd she look like?

birthdaysuit by childplz January 8, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004