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birdfart 

a tiny little audible fart.

a fart that has been hyped up as a big one but disappoints

when someone forces a fart out and it makes a quick but audible noise, usually has the onomateopiec sound ERNT!

an accidental poop halfway through a fart
ERNT!
Peter: Guys I have to fart so bad listen to this!....ERNT!
Dylan: Peter that was a little birdfart

I shouldn't have drank so much last night, when I woke up I birdfarted all the way to the bathroom
birdfart by CindahBlock September 25, 2007
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birdjack 

To take or attempt to take a Bird scooter from another person by use of force, intimidation or by taking parked scooter without another Bird within half mile.
Went into the store for 2 f'ing minutes and someone Birdjacked me. Fixin' to walk 2 miles now..
birdjack by snoozealou June 25, 2018

Birdgarden 

One who is so gay as to both garden and watch birds, whether it be at the same time or not.
guy 1: Dude, so i was birdwatching while i was pulling weeds this weeken-

Guy 2: Youre a fucking birdgarden, i dont want to hear it
Birdgarden by Doomb1aze April 25, 2010

Birdtarian 

Someone whose diet consists of meat from a bird e.g. chicken, duck. A birdtarian can also eat seafood, but they are neither a pescatarian or a non-vegetarian as they do not consume any other meat. They are a birdtarian.
Person A: "Hey! Do you have any dietary restrictions?"
Person B: "Hey, yes, I am a birdtarian." Thanks for asking.
Birdtarian by SriBee December 17, 2023

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
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funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
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