To take or attempt to take a Bird scooter from another person by use of force, intimidation or by taking parked scooter without another Bird within half mile.
Went into the store for 2 f'ing minutes and someone Birdjacked me. Fixin' to walk 2 miles now..
Someone whose diet consists of meat from a bird e.g. chicken, duck. A birdtarian can also eat seafood, but they are neither a pescatarian or a non-vegetarian as they do not consume any other meat. They are a birdtarian.
Person A: "Hey! Do you have any dietary restrictions?"
Person B: "Hey, yes, I am a birdtarian." Thanks for asking.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.