Omg is that bird shit on you ?
Haha oh no it was some guy wanking over the balcony and bird shitting on you
Haha oh no it was some guy wanking over the balcony and bird shitting on you
by Bigworld April 6, 2017
yo cracka!
shut up, bird shit!
man dont call me dat
u are bird shit though!
i am?
yeah. your white, like bird shit, so your bird shit!!
shut up, bird shit!
man dont call me dat
u are bird shit though!
i am?
yeah. your white, like bird shit, so your bird shit!!
by Walter Muller May 14, 2006
When a person goes the bathroom and plays Angry Birds. This usually involves sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep.
Coworker : Man where have you been for the last hour?
Me : I had to take a bird shit its been a stressful day.
Coworker : I had one of those last week.
Me : I had to take a bird shit its been a stressful day.
Coworker : I had one of those last week.
by Nomah1000 July 11, 2012
by Blackington September 11, 2006
Condors that are secretly against you and your car and attacks with plot and poop strategies. Damages range from small brown/white poop marks to large green disgusting ones. Ultimately leading to you taking your vehicle to a car wash.
Bob: So what your doing this weekend mike?
Mike: F***ing cleaning my car, look at all that BIRD SHIT! F***ing pigeons.
Mike: F***ing cleaning my car, look at all that BIRD SHIT! F***ing pigeons.
by Mike718 April 8, 2008
When you follow someone on Twitter - just to be nice and give them a follower or two - and then they incessantly tweet at you about nothing, about shit you really don't give a damn about.
And you get bird shit on about 10 times in a row.
And you get bird shit on about 10 times in a row.
Incoming Bird Shit - I'm going to the #Food Lion - what should I buy?
Incoming Bird Shit - Should I wear the #white t shirt or the #yellow?
Incoming Bird Shit - @noname, you are so #right
Incoming Bird Shit - Should I wear the #white t shirt or the #yellow?
Incoming Bird Shit - @noname, you are so #right
by Trying_to_avoid_bird_shit June 21, 2009
Bird shitting is when you have a long enough penis, to insert it, into your anus and ejaculate.
Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.
Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.
by AngiesAwesome April 28, 2019