Definitions by SophsterinnitG

Birchwood 

An area of Warrington, Cheshire which is known for chavs and George Sampson. There are three villages in this are known as: Lockies (Locking Stumps), Gorsey (Gorse Covert) and Oakwood. It is by the M62 leading to Manchester.

'You going Birchwood tonight mate?'

'I'm from Lockies mate'

Birchwood by SophsterinnitG January 22, 2009

Britney Spears 

A singer who rose to fame in the late nineties early noughties, she fell from grace in 2006/2007 after a very public meltdown but after a complete makeover and a stint in rehab she i back on top form

'Omg Britney Spears's Circus album is fab'

Britney Spears by Sophsterinnitg January 22, 2009

Yawn Rape 

Defined by Russell Howard as 'when someone sticks their finger down someones throat mid yawn'

Usually causes coughing in the victim

'Omg I was yawning in Law when that guy next to me totally yawn raped me'

'YAWN RAPE'

Yawn Rape by Sophsterinnitg January 22, 2009