SOLDIER 1: "Hey man do you remember Private Emery from AIT?"
SOLDIER
2: "Oh, wasn't he the really tall guy?'
SOLDIER 1: "Yea man, did you hear what he did with his
cracked truck frame when he got home?
SOLDIER 2: "No, what happened?"
SOLDIER 1: "He decided to Billy Bob the
hell out of it man! He clamped some exhaust clamps on a pipe that he laid across the crack and it worked!
SOLDIER 2: "Holy shit!"