Bilboed
To look in your pockets for an item, to find its not there, and then begin to frantically search everywhere to finally find said item was in your pocket all along.
I just spent five minutes looking in my room for my key and it was in my pocket the whole time! I bilboed out, big time!
Bilboed by Basil Johnson October 27, 2011
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