what you say when you see Bilbo tonguing Gandalfs testicles.

A hobbit who "wants his shire back," though he can never seem to explain exactly who he wants it back from.

Can usually be seen carrying a poster of Gandalf with a Hitler moustache, even though most of the other hobbits seem to think he's doing a pretty decent job as Wizard.

n. The sexual act of placing one's firmly gripped testicles into the anus of a willing, usually male, other.

A fat hobbit of the shire who found the ring of power by the hands of gollum in the goblin caves.

When a midget attempts to say his pant you call him Bilbo saggins

to show somebody the middle-finger
(related to Martin Freeman (the actor of Bilbo Baggins) on the set of "The Hobbit", who obviously likes to flip off the cameras of the Behind-the-Scenes-Team)

AKA, Bill O'Rielly of Fox News. A pro-republican mouthpiece who speaks retoric and lies. A loudmouth dickhead who supports morons and criminals. A liar with no concience or informed insight, who speaks like he knows what he's talking about. A miserable old bastard who desperately needs to get laid....