bike pump 

When two guys called Dave tape their cock ends together, lubricate, and take turns stroking the afformentioned double lengthed penises until each ejaculate in each others japs eyes.

"Hey Dave, fancy a bike pump?"

bike pump by I am Dave too January 6, 2012

Bike Pump 

When throat fucking someone and holding them by the ears until they fart.

I was giving her a good bike pump session but forgot she ate taco bell for lunch.

Bike Pump by Wildbill304 July 2, 2021

bike pump bump

To place a bump of coke or k in a bike pump and have someone push the pump.
-dangerous and stupid activity

Wanna do a bike pump bump?

bike pump bump by Gaillehoe November 15, 2022

Rusty Bike Pump 

A sex position similar to a piledriver where the penetrating partner, instead of pushing down, pulls the receiving partner up by the hips while the receiving partner rests his or her shoulders on the floor. The motion resembles the motion of operating a bike pump.

Greg: You and Jillian get it on last night?
Jake: Hell yeah, I rusty bike pumped her.
Greg: Nice.

Rusty Bike Pump by endofhighsociety March 26, 2009

Norwegian bike pump 

When a man pulls on his foreskin, creating an air tight seal around someone’s bare asshole, then harvests the fart and replants it into someone’s mouth.

I was supposed to meet Tyler for a drink but he couldn’t make it. He thought ass-to-mouth was the worst bet he’d ever lost until Dylan introduced him to the Norwegian bike pump. Now his tires are flat, his ass is raw, and his breath smells like shit.

Norwegian bike pump by I’m not Brandon June 12, 2018

Polish Bike Pump 

A sex position similar to a piledriver where the penetrating partner, instead of pushing down, pulls the receiving partner up by the hips while the receiving partner rests his or her shoulders on the floor. The motion resembles the motion of operating a bike pump.

Greg: You and Jillian get it on last night?

Jake: Hell yeah, I polish bike pumped her.

Greg: Nice.

Polish Bike Pump by Literally A Fish November 14, 2015