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Big Dick Malone

A game played by men, usually after large amounts of drinking. The men compare their dick sizes. The man with the largest member becomes the winner. All of the losers must refer to the winner as Big Dick Malone for the rest of the day.
"Ted became Big Dick Malone after dropping a full nine inches."
by Godbotherer March 29, 2009
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