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6"5 Powerhousing madman with a mission.... no survivors, no remorse, 5 time gold medal olympian.
Big Al said to fire the laser before you fuck the shit
by boris grishnikov October 16, 2008
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A self-assumed name for a saucy little blond demon with man abs.
Damn that Big Al over there is beasting it on the soccer field with those man abs.
by Swoopin July 20, 2011
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A reliable, friendly and portly African American weather man who fell into some money as reparations for black slavery. Also known as Alton Sims.
Chuck Taylor: Oh Big Al seriously whats the forecast for the tri-state area?

Big Al: Oh I don't know Chuck. Why don't we take a look at my tri-state area map, which looks a lot like my big fat ass.
by big black ninja July 30, 2010
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A Supercool guy. A hit with the ladies and no mistake. Has a big cock and is a top deejay. Hunky yet sensitive.
"I shagged brad Pitt last night, he was no Big Al but he was ok"
by Ralph Scrote May 26, 2004
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a large furry homo sapien man native to the southern part of chicago with an unsationable thirst for bud lite
boy that bigal he drinks like a sailor and looks like a yeti...
by notorious sig June 25, 2002
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A person who makes "rip offs" of other products that are usually cheeper and less attractive.
Mike: hey man, did you get your ps3?
John: No, it was slighty cheaper to buy Big Al's Super fun Game Console
by Shane Danbert January 16, 2007
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Imminently balding warlord. Leaves his charisma and rampant sexual desires locked behind closed doors, but hangs his big balls dangling out there for all to see. Mess him about, he'll kill you. But just as likely to go halfs with you on a ham and pineapple pizza.
Are they tight trousers or does he have bollocks like Big Al?
by Tiffany Carlisle June 22, 2006
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