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huah biff swack 

the words of an angry street fighting jamaican trying to tell a heroic story of his past fights and trying to show people his punching moves
very closely related to
huah biff
and than i was like HUAH BIFF SWACK!!
U gotta learn how to fight!
huah biff swack by Gusto March 22, 2005

biff stick

a complete tool
someone walking around like they're the shit
Hey did you see that guy walking around school in the cut off shirt showing off his muscles?
Yeah that guys a complete biff stick.
biff stick by OJs Brother May 10, 2009

Biff the Stiff 

The act of calming down an erection using manual force in an awkward situation.
Jeez man, we're in Mothercare, biff the stiff!
Biff the Stiff by Souperman1234 September 4, 2010

Skew-biff 

Dishevelled, rakish, disorderly, or unkempt. Used of hair, neck ware, or one's general disposition. Opposite of "rectilinear-biff." Origin unknown, but possibly derived from a misunderstanding of "skew-wiff." Usage peculiar to Brasenose College, Oxford.
"My word, Terence, with your tie at that angle, and your obvious bed-head, you're looking unusually skew-biff!"

"Don't worry: I get myself rectilinear in no time."

The Sisyphus of Biff 

From "Back to the Future" to describe the fate of Biff Tannen, marked by his repeated, failed attempts and subsequent punishment for his evil transgressions, muchly similar to Donald Trump.
We watched "Back to the Future" so many times, only to mock The Sisyphus of Biff.

spinny biff

spina bifida sufferer
oh god here comes that spinny biff kid