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Best Before 

1. The day when you unfriend a person on Facebook, unfollow someone on Instagram etc.
2. The day that you break up with someone.
Example 1:
Person 1: What happened to Lanna? She is no longer on your friend list.
Person 2: Yeaaa. Well her best before date was 12 August 2019.

Example 2:
Person 1: Are you still with Rach these days?
Person 2: Nah, her best before date was 10 July 2019.
Person 1: What are you talking about?
Person 2: *explains using this definition*
Best Before by PleasantOne August 16, 2019
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Best Before 

The date when a product might lose taste but won't poison you after you eat it.
Guy 1: We gotta throw out the cake
Guy 2: Dude, it's two days past the best before, it won't kill you.

Best before 

An item is at its best between certain times. It will still be good after is best before date, just not as good and not for as long.
Honey does not have a best before date
Best before by Stankygirl. 67 September 6, 2020

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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