a man that ejaculates prematurley
by pinkprincess370 February 7, 2010
Bert Kaempfert conducted a jazz orchestra and wrote many famous songs. He recorded from 1958 to 1980. His career as a conductor began in post-war Germany, where he heard the GI's V- discs, and decided to make similar music, using his considerable education in music.
Bert Kaempfert's Original Gold Records include "Wonderland by Night" and "Moon Over Naples (Spanish Eyes)."
by F.A.S. November 26, 2013
Evil incarnate. If you run into an Old Bert it is best to try and escape before it notices you are there. If escape is not possible then trying to make a deal to spare your life is the best option. Old Bert's feed on the human soul and if hungry will stop at nothing to get it's next meal. If already fed then it's personality will revert to a calm state, although if angered it would be lucky if the body was found in a piece larger then a finger nail. It is best to avoid Old Bert's at all cost but the reward for capturing one alive is enough to get you your own private island with money to spare. Approach Old Bert's at own risk with full knowledge that it will most likely eat you and your soul.
by Old_Bert July 1, 2017
by 2RYDIZZLE March 14, 2022
Bert Han is a interesting young human being who originates in south Mongolia made in a factory by Chinese slaves. His mother and father went to pick him up at the gay strip club in 7/ 6/2008 here he was kissing other boys his age. Bert is referred to as a little Asian boy. He ate his sister when she was a baby which resulted in his family abandoning him on the side of smith street.
Person 1 "Who is Bert Han"
Person 2 "He is a Chinese robot made by Chinese slaves"
Person 1 "I heard he is like really gay bro"
Person 2"yea we made out like last Sunday"
Person 2 "He is a Chinese robot made by Chinese slaves"
Person 1 "I heard he is like really gay bro"
Person 2"yea we made out like last Sunday"
by YourRightNut September 5, 2022
Bert McCracken is such a drug addict
by Northstar56 February 25, 2020