Benjamin's Guacamole 

When someone takes a massive runny green shit and tries to pass it off as guacamole

Steve: "Damn bro I just had green diarrhea"
Greg: "Cool let's bring some Benjamin's guacamole to the party"

Benjamin's Guacamole by Unidef September 14, 2023

Benjamin's Theory 

all the answers to the questions of life are found in corner of the little white baggy.

Benjamin's Theory is closely related to don't get high on your own supply, it just doesn't work.

Benjamin's Theory by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003

Benjamin Button's Shit 

When someone looks way too old for their age, possibly because of long term drug abuse or some other form of hard living. The term was first used on a Kanye West blog entry, where he described his older looking appearance on the cover of a magazine. The term has since been mostly used on dlisted.com to describe celebrities who look ridiculously old for their age.

Damn, Jenny and I are the same age but she looks at least 10 years older than me. That's some Benjamin Button's shit right there.

Benjamin Button's Shit by Love SoFla April 5, 2009

Benjamin Button's dick 

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina

City Center21: My Dick just got hard

MagicalCherry: Must Be a first

Me: He Is suffering from Benjamin Button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016

benjamin button's dick 

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina

BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!

It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick

benjamin button's dick by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016

Benjamin Franklin's coffin 

The little tray that your put your payment in at an expensive restaurant. So-called because Benjamin Franklin's image is on the US $100 bill, and once you put him in that tray, you're not going to see him again.

Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.

Benjamin Franklin's coffin by twixsmoker April 4, 2025

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law by cjm94611 February 24, 2009