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Benja-overed a.k.a. Benjaman 

Benja is what you will call Benjaman when he has you bent over and hitting it from behind. “So I just got Benja-overed” is what you will say with the most bored and unthrilled voice tone imaginable when someone asks you what the **ck is wrong with you? Being Benja-overed comes with things that are beyond annoying, immature and borderline Down syndrome. Most likely while you are being Benja-over, a doormat, certified, cockroach cunt, cum dumpster will be pestering the both of you via text messages and never in person because the cockroach cunt is too much of a punk bitch ass girl child to do the harassing and annoying in person. Worse than a real life cockroach, this cockroach cunt only talks shit via text messages while she is dragging her oversized chin along the ground. She is the undefeated, reining world champion of the “Shoot Your Load At The Jay Leno Chin Lookalike.” Her chin is so oversized that airplanes mistake her bullseyes for landing strips on a regular basis. Even after she gets both of her not even big enough for a minus A cup bra titties hacked off, the cockroach Cunt is blowing up your phone and while you are being Benja-overed, they both will protest how much they hate each other and both will get infected with the same STD, but Benja will act dumbfounded because “he doesn’t fuck the bitch” but you need not fret, you will be immune to their obsessive ex syndrome STD FESTIVAL.
“Oh my god, I didn’t think being Benja-overed a.k.a. Benjaman, could get any worse until a real life doormat, certified, cockroach cunt, cum dumpster started blowing my phone up from so many different numbers my phone ran out of room on the blocked list….🙄🤮
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