The day, as prophesied by the noted clairvoyant, Urstradamus, when bears will rise from their underground metropolis and destroy human civilization once and for all. According to prophecy none will be spared but the reverent.

The bearpocalypse is nigh! Repent or don't; either way you're going to be mauled to death, pitiful biped.

bearpocalypse by HobieKopek April 20, 2007

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benamphetamine

benamphetamine

A great man named Ben created the most powerful drug of all time, outpowering meth of any type, can disable parts of body, mainly the left side. Street name is Jeffies.

I had some benamphetamine and now i can't move the left side of my body

benamphetamine by JimmyGIbbs April 1, 2013

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Bearpaws

A brand of footwear best known for its Ugg look-alike boots. While they look almost exactly the same, Bearpaws are only about $60, while Uggs easily go beyond $100. However, it is commonly observed that Bearpaws are not as good quality as Uggs, which explains the price difference.

Nowadays, with the many Ugg knockoffs and store brands, Bearpaws are considered "second best" if you cannot afford Uggs, and are followed by Emus.

Girl 1: Hey look, she got Uggs! I didn't know she could afford them.

Girl 2: No, those are Bearpaws.

Girl 1: Oh, well, they look exactly the same to me.

Bearpaws by ncl11 September 21, 2009

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Benapic

A combination of the words: Uber, Epic and pwnage. For when a time, place or thing is so amazing that there is no time to say all three words

Dude check it out! I just got the edition of harry potter where dolby DOESN'T DIE!!

O: "Benapic" ...

Benapic by Joseph W3in January 16, 2011

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