Ben Shapiro

Renowned hypotheticalist. He hates everything that's left. He wouldn't even take a left turn while driving even if his life counted on it. He also has a wife, trust me, he does, and she's a doctor.

Guy 1 - "So I was watching a podcast on TV and there was this one annoying dude who kept blabbering about radical leftists in a squirrel-like high pitched bullet train voice

Guy 2 -"I think you were listening to Ben Shapiro."

Ben Shapiro by FactuallyCorrect September 19, 2021

Ben Shapiro

Some guy who is objectively inferior to Shen Bapiro.

Shen Bapiro > Ben Shapiro

Ben Shapiro by Inquisitive Walnut March 22, 2022

Ben Shapiro

The part of the foreskin that is removed during a circumcision.

The Brit leaned forward and sucked up the ben shapiro completing the circumcision.

Ben Shapiro by Coolgoy September 20, 2021

Ben Shapiro

The definition of eternal virginity

He will never lose his virginity, he’s a Ben Shapiro.

Ben Shapiro by A fellow Jew October 16, 2021

Ben Shapiro

A gay porn star with a piss kink.

"Did you see the new porno? It's starring Ben Shapiro!"

Ben Shapiro by BenShapiroLover69 November 9, 2021

Ben Shapiro

Some guy that hates leftists and sounds like a mosquito, and he sounds almost normal if you put him on 0.75 speed
Also a very antisemitic jewish man

Person 1: who was the guy that sounds like a bug and hates the left
Person 2: Ben Shapiro, and also did you know he has a wife?
Person 1: what.

Ben Shapiro by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023

Ben Shapiro

The man who is infamous for reading the words There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house.

Person A: hey do you know Ben Shapiro?
Person B: isn’t he that guy who said There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house. There’s some whores in this house?
Person A: yes

Ben Shapiro by In desperate need of help May 18, 2022