Beige Tower

1. A web hosting "company" that now is no longer in service. They offered free Linux-based hosting with shell access, which is extremely rare, were funded by donation, and tried to be somewhat "community" driven.

2. An idea that seems good and noble, but in fact, is doomed to never be successful due to its inherit naivete.

Let's start a company that gives all its profits to create better educational systems for unprivileged children!

Well, that'd be nice and all, but it's a total beige tower. I'm not going to invest in it.

Beige Tower by Isaac Z. Schlueter May 3, 2008

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Beige Tower

The best webhost ever. Offers free MySQL, PostgreSQL, PHP, email, and web hosting with a dozen dedicated servers in multiple datacenters. Community based off IRC and forums.

My webpage is hosted for free at www.Beigetower.org

Beige Tower by Jazzy April 23, 2004

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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