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Beige Tower 

1. A web hosting "company" that now is no longer in service. They offered free Linux-based hosting with shell access, which is extremely rare, were funded by donation, and tried to be somewhat "community" driven.

2. An idea that seems good and noble, but in fact, is doomed to never be successful due to its inherit naivete.
Let's start a company that gives all its profits to create better educational systems for unprivileged children!

Well, that'd be nice and all, but it's a total beige tower. I'm not going to invest in it.
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Beige Tower 

The best webhost ever. Offers free MySQL, PostgreSQL, PHP, email, and web hosting with a dozen dedicated servers in multiple datacenters. Community based off IRC and forums.
My webpage is hosted for free at www.Beigetower.org
Beige Tower by Jazzy April 23, 2004
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008