Beef curtains

When the lips smack harder than a retarded kid chewing gum

Her beef curtains smack like a retarded kid chewing gum

by Funny guy 199 March 13, 2017

Beef curtains

Women with unusually long labia.

That chick needs a three masted schooner to hoist those beef curtains.

by EH of HB September 03, 2007

Beef curtains

Extended and long hanging lavia, found on women that have been very sexually active.

That girl at the party, Tanner, had the longest beef curtains.

by Niglet32 July 20, 2011

Beef curtains

Vulgar term for the fleshy lips of a vagina that need to be spread for access to the clitoris, while performing cunnilingus for example.

Ask the butcher the price of their beef curtains

by LexLuther85 August 19, 2018

Beef Curtains

the creul term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.

Did you see the beef curtains on that girl?
Hell yeah I did! Let 'em hang girl!

by peopleareidiots April 04, 2011

beef curtains

A beautiful set of pussy lips that can be sucked, nibbled and licked during sexual relations. These big pussy lips hug the penis, gripping it, therefor enhancing sexual pleasure.

"That chick had the sexiest beef curtains, best sex I've ever had"

by Leslie 23456 February 02, 2013

beef curtain

Big saggy pussy lips that can be brown or pink, and serves as a nice blanket for a cock on a cold wintry day.

Being stuck in a blizzard, I was very thankful my girlfriend had her warm beef curtains to keep my dick from getting frost-bitten and fall off.

by Queefmaster98 November 13, 2005