Bearded Bitch 

When a man has a va-jay-jay. Or is just so camp he may as well play for the other team, often has to be careful what photos go on facebook, however under the influence has no control over his sexual desires and pounces on his male friends in various forms of disguise and clever drunken tactics.

Such as 'play fighting', 'play wrestling', 'gay chicken', 'football tackles', 'pile ons'

Dude is desperate for man on man contact and can often be seen with a pink drink and of course a beard to try and pull back a bit of macho man madness. May have an token interest in some sort of 'man' sport, quite often straight much to the surprise of everyone else.

‎*Blonde woman plays piñata with a bearded bitch*

Alex Buckenham

Bruce Forsyth

Bearded Bitch by AbzzMaxx June 21, 2011

Bearded Bitch-tit 

(n.) Beer-did bich-tit

The limpid, pale, hair-covered mammaries of a bearded male-bitch who has been suckled too long by his mother, thus resulting in him exhibiting a pussy-like demeanor when placed in any social situation.

See under: bitch, pussy, tit, hairy, beard

Emily: Ughh I can’t take Raffi’s whiny ass anymore!

Dara: For fuck’s sake he needs to stop being such a bearded bitch-tit and grow a pair.

Bearded Bitch-tit by nignogz8990 November 2, 2010

Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack 

Is the act of a man ripping out his pubic hair and placing it in the palm of his hand followed by masterbating on said pubic hair in the palm of his hand. When the Pubic hair and Man gravy are mixed you smack the bitch in the face making the man gravy pubic hair mix stick to her face simulating a small beard.

I was doing this bitch doggy style and while she was cumming I gave her the Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack

Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack by Azgru September 28, 2007

bearded bitches 

teenage girls (usually asian) who have massive side burns (all the way from yokel county y'all!!!!) fine examples of these facial haired foxes are megan setchell, tanya killamanjazro (or whatever the hell her 2nd name is) and there is one special example who's beard isnt on her face, oh no my chums, it is in fact between her arse cheeks, the hairy arsed cow. DANIELLE MELLON THATS YOU.

''hey bra', check out those bearded bitches over there.......more hair than my russian unlcles armpit.''

bearded bitches by eve and phil the geniuses June 4, 2004