Bear AIDS

If you are infected with bear AIDS, from any commonplace bear, you will in fact turn into a Werebear, and your facial hair will grow extremely fast, once a month your will turn into a bear; when there is no moon, and you will have the opportunity to ravage the townsfolk with your furry muzzle.

Tom: "Wow, what did Ross do with that grizzly last night?"
DAVE: "I dunno, but I think he got bear AIDS"
Tom: "That's cool i guess."
DAVE: "No dude once a month he becomes temperamental and goes to town and kills folks."
Tom: "Oh well F*** that Sh!T!!!!

by r0ss1234 January 30, 2012

Bear Aids

Similar from Superaids!
Comes from a Grizzley Bear

E.G " Oh! dude, you have bear aids!"

by Bare Boy August 14, 2008

Aids Bear

man dressed in bear suit that tells his partner he has aids halfway into intercourse

omg alex is such a aids bear

by foooswagga February 10, 2010

AIDS-bear

A little Teddy bear that used to be sold for AIDS awareness. He has the aids-symbol on his foot and wears a scarf with a little text on it. Pronouns are he/him. No gender. Gender bad.

"That's a cute bear."
"I got him in a second hand store for 50ct"
"does his scarf say 'AIDS'? And what's on his foot?"
"oh, yes, that's all because he's an AIDS-bear."
"oh. Thank you for this information. Have a nice day."

by caillou3618495! January 29, 2022

bearaids

Ursine auto-immune deficiency syndrome. A similar, more savage version of the human AIDS virus which is found in several species of Northern American bears. An excellent resource for additional information is available online at www.bearaids.com

This grizzley has contracted bearaids! Great Scott!

by Good Doctor February 27, 2009