Bayerophile

A Bayerophile is a person who is passionately obsessed with BMW (Bayerische Motoren Werke) — a German automobile brand known for precision engineering, luxury, and performance.

More than just a car enthusiast, a Bayerophile treats BMW not just as a vehicle, but as an emotion, an identity, and a lifestyle. The sound of a revving inline-6, the iconic kidney grille, and the feel of perfect handling — these are sacred to a true Bayerophile.

He's not just a car guy — he's a total Bayerophile. He even celebrates his Beemer's birthday.

Bayerophile by ixrrohitt June 20, 2025

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baedophile

Someone who is always trying to take someone's significant other.

John quit hitting on my girl! You've always been a baedophile.

baedophile by Joquaan February 4, 2015

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Bayerophile • baedophile • Barophile

baedophile

Someone who keeps using the word "bae" to describe a significant other and refuses to acknowledge it's Danish meaning of "poop".

You keep using that word bae....it means poop in Danish. You called him/her poop. You're a baedophile.

baedophile by Dylan Trevelyan May 21, 2017

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Barophile

Someone who is sexually aroused by pressure, such as tight hugs, being laid on top of, stepped on, pinched, shoved against something, etc.
This usually is followed by intense embarrassment due to the unconventional circumstances in which this arousal takes place

Person 1: dude, I heard they are a barophile!

Person 2: yeah, they were all too flustered when (bully) shoved them against the bike rack…
Person1: explains why they were so enthusiastic for the new wrestling club

Barophile by Lexithetransfem March 18, 2025

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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