Baumes

The semen that squirts out of a woman's anus after anal sex.

Did you leak any Baumes onto my carpet?

by rakkasan July 12, 2008

Baumed

Being baumed is having been fucked between the inner thighs instead of in the pussy. The girls lays on her side and lubes up her thighs and the guy proceeds to fuck them.

He didn't fuck me last night cause of my crabs, so he baumed me instead

by kcsoccer1121 May 2, 2010

baum

A Gay queer that follows people around saying Stupid things.

Bob Aint no Baum.

by Forrest June 12, 2003

baum

stupid gay dumb-ass

Bob

by Bj August 11, 2003

baum

a person who never gets tired of talking about irrelevant stupid stuff and bulls***ting.
baums tend to repeat themselves over and over again

Dude stop talking about your wife in a physics class; you are being a real baum...

by yghm January 4, 2009

baum

shit pile

crap

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

baum chicka baum baum

The cheesy music of a porn movie

The TV repair man enters the room with this tool belt hanging loose, the music starts...BAUM CHICKA BAUM BAUM

by Annihalation November 9, 2007