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Girl: Are you following bauer memes on Instagram @bauer.memes?
The boy who likes her: No im not man I feel like such a queer for not following him...
The boy who likes her: No im not man I feel like such a queer for not following him...
by MICHELINMAN April 13, 2019
The guy who was man enough to have sex with Terri for the greater good. now we have Kim, the human equivilent of sliced bread
by Adam Thomas July 18, 2004
Dude, 10 minutes to Bauer Hour!
by Nina's dead April 27, 2006
by Asdquefty March 31, 2005
Another name for the hit show 24. It is called this because of the show's main character, Jack Bauer, who is a counter terrorist agent sometimes for CTU (unless he's busy going dark, faking his death, etc.).
by danny_boy April 28, 2006
Bauer's Rule, also known as the Poop to Pot Ratio, is used to determine whether a person is a pothead or not. If the number of times one poops in a day is equal or less than the number of times one smokes marijuana a day, then the person is a pothead.
Person One: Man, he says he never smokes, but he looks like such a pothead.
Person Two: Do you know his poop to pot ratio?
Person One: Oh yeah, I remember reading about that in the chemistry book, that's Bauer's Rule. Good call!
Person Two: Do you know his poop to pot ratio?
Person One: Oh yeah, I remember reading about that in the chemistry book, that's Bauer's Rule. Good call!
by Jitboyforealdo May 30, 2010
Named after the TV character, a term used to describe the act of staying awake for 24 hours straight.
by redzeoranger2007 April 28, 2007