Bathing the baby

Not bathing the baby is used when doing something to avoid the task at hand.

when having something to do such as homework, housework etc but you are avoiding it you would say "this is not bathing the baby"

by ssssss89 October 25, 2011

bath time baby

That one person at a party who takes WAY more drugs than they can handle and then has a freakout in someone else's bathtub. Potentially with or without the door open.

Holy shit! Chad just did two hits of acid and he is full-on bath time baby in will's bathtub!

by The obvious truth May 15, 2016

bath time baby

the person who drops acid, and goes on a splash splash time adventure.

Man did you see Chris? He is totally a bath time baby right now.

by Katedog May 15, 2016

Toaster Bath Baby

When you are having sex in the bathtub and you accendently give birth so you put it in the toaster.

John: Yeah, my little mentally retarded brother was a toaster Bath baby

by Hell_Is_Full April 29, 2019

Bathing a screaming baby

Putting herpes meds on your member

I had a flare up so bathing a screaming baby was my only option.

by SillyWillyVibes May 27, 2021