Fat bastard

Bailey

Person1:can you see that fat bastard over their ?
Person2:yeah it’s Bailey

by Lily Arnold November 21, 2022

Fat bastard

A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins

There’s flozzychops, I heard he’s a fat bastard

by November 30, 2021

Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard is gonna shit on you.

by Caribou_Jo October 2, 2019

sound bastard

A person who inflicts his musical preference on the public via mobile phone or portable media player.
Sound Bastards tend to have a poor musical taste combined with poor built in speakers which makes them particularly irritating.

"Check out that sound bastard playing Britney Spears in the middle of the train station."

by keystealer April 30, 2010

Song Bastard

Someone who must sing ever song that comes on, and won't just shut the fuck up and listen to it.

"Collin, try do listen to this song without singing it please, you Song Bastard."

by GavinTheRebel September 26, 2015

Butler the bastard

Knocking one out in a public car park

I was walking through the rugby club car park and some guy was doing a butler the bastard

by Friction Burns July 29, 2018

Double Bastard

The act of having two fathers at the same time that you he/she has never met

If you have a father and also a step father who have both left your mother before you were born, makes you a double bastard

by Audi0sl4v3 October 23, 2009