Bass Cannon

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.

Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?

by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016

bass cannon

A subwoofer of exceedingly high volume and potency. The kind of thing that gets cops knocking on your doors at any time of the day and noise ordinance violation tickets if placed into your car.

Dude1: I'd get a bass cannon for my car, but I just can't afford the tickets.

by Raubritter February 19, 2006

Bass Cannon

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.

Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?

by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016

Bass Cannon

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.

Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?

by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016