a boring sport for a bunch of fat lazy people who want to make an excuse for being athletes. They get paid millions for sitting on their asses then spitting tobacco then probably actually getting near the ball 5 times in about 4 hours. Totally gay and probably worse than nascar.
by dankith February 15, 2007
The most boring sport. Sports like basketball, football, hockey, soccer, and lacrosse are much more exciting and fun to watch. It is not America's pastime, football is. It doesn't take as much athleticism as football or basketball, and doesn't take as much stamina as soccer or hockey. Lacrosse is also much harder to play. The game stops practically every five seconds, which makes watching it impossible. Most athletes are naturally gifted, while most baseball players are only good becuase they take steroids or some kind of performance enhancer.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch the baseball game? Derek Jeter has an amazing .321 batting average and 92 runs!
Guy 2: You're a faggot.
Guy 2: You're a faggot.
by G- Bizzle October 8, 2007
Roy Halladay: yo homie skillet, let me play 9 innings this time fo shizzle mah nizzle.
Chuck Manuel: yo niggah i ain't playin with yeah. Clifton Lee can do that shit but you can't, yo old son. Baseball is for men, not guys with overgrown beards.
Chuck Manuel: yo niggah i ain't playin with yeah. Clifton Lee can do that shit but you can't, yo old son. Baseball is for men, not guys with overgrown beards.
by G UNIT!!!!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2010
A commercialised version of the game 'rounders', popular among little girls in Britain and other commonwealth countries. Sri Lanka also had a similar game which they called 'ell-ey'.
In general, baseball is considered to be an American substitute for cricket. A 'baseball is to cricket what checkers is to chess' sort of thing.
Back in the 1700s in Boston (USA), cricket was played by English immigrants, particularly the ones that considered themselves to be upper class. But Boston had also acquired a plebeian and Irish flavour. The game of rounders, an earlier form of cricket which seems to have been favoured by the Irish, as well as by English children in the 16th century, became the game of choice among the youth.
The Boston cricketers of the time encouraged rounders as a secondary diversion, and even allowed it to be played in their cricket fields by those who preferred an alternative to the more formal sport of cricket. So 'early baseball' (ie US Rounders) grew up in the USA under cricket's benign umbrella. It stayed that way for about the first hundred years of its existence.
By the 1900s, cricket and baseball were looking far more different from each other than in baseball's earlier years. And by that time, it had become an issue of "cricket OR baseball" in the USA...and everyone knows what happened.
In general, baseball is considered to be an American substitute for cricket. A 'baseball is to cricket what checkers is to chess' sort of thing.
Back in the 1700s in Boston (USA), cricket was played by English immigrants, particularly the ones that considered themselves to be upper class. But Boston had also acquired a plebeian and Irish flavour. The game of rounders, an earlier form of cricket which seems to have been favoured by the Irish, as well as by English children in the 16th century, became the game of choice among the youth.
The Boston cricketers of the time encouraged rounders as a secondary diversion, and even allowed it to be played in their cricket fields by those who preferred an alternative to the more formal sport of cricket. So 'early baseball' (ie US Rounders) grew up in the USA under cricket's benign umbrella. It stayed that way for about the first hundred years of its existence.
By the 1900s, cricket and baseball were looking far more different from each other than in baseball's earlier years. And by that time, it had become an issue of "cricket OR baseball" in the USA...and everyone knows what happened.
"I am a former collegiate baseball player who was always curious about cricket, but never found the time, or the avenue, to explore it - until Fox Sports World broadcast Zimbabwe in India, five years ago. The intricacies of the game speak to the strategic, patient baseball fan within me."
by LGD September 8, 2006
An extremely hard but fun sport to play though is boring to watch. Pitching is hard and hitting is harder. Arm strength is extremely important with quick thinking as well. To all the haters try playing it and when some do not succeed have some respect. It takes quick speed but not endurance, balance, power, and reaction time. Any person with sense will get where I, a baseball player, am coming from.
Bob: Baseball is for pussies soccer is where it's at!
Jim: Well if you try baseball, I'll try soccer.
Bob: You're so on. I will own.
Three months later...
Bob: Baseball is hard. I can't hit for shit or throw farther than my arm. I have a new respect.
Jim: Good. I have a new respect for soccer now.
Jim: Well if you try baseball, I'll try soccer.
Bob: You're so on. I will own.
Three months later...
Bob: Baseball is hard. I can't hit for shit or throw farther than my arm. I have a new respect.
Jim: Good. I have a new respect for soccer now.
by quithatingonus!!! February 5, 2011
1. a game in which you have a batter a pichter and an umpire, the point is to hit the ball in order to make it to at least 1st base or go for the gold in a homerun. as for scoring a point for each team mate runs across the home plate at which you first were up to bat.
2. The best game ever played for pothead and frequent smokers alike. the way you play is you take x amount of hits or drags and pass it to the next person and not exhaling until you get the blunt/joint back to you. the object of the game is to see who can hold there breath the longest. (Note: this game needs 2+ players)
2. The best game ever played for pothead and frequent smokers alike. the way you play is you take x amount of hits or drags and pass it to the next person and not exhaling until you get the blunt/joint back to you. the object of the game is to see who can hold there breath the longest. (Note: this game needs 2+ players)
example 1: GUY 1: dude are you gonna go to baseball practice?
Guy 2. idk bro, i heard coach is being a douche today.
example 2: smoker 1: ayyy you down to play baseball even though its only the 2 of us?
smoker 2: fasho man. start with 2 hits.
Guy 2. idk bro, i heard coach is being a douche today.
example 2: smoker 1: ayyy you down to play baseball even though its only the 2 of us?
smoker 2: fasho man. start with 2 hits.
by ayyy_dubb January 9, 2011