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St Bartholomew's School Newbury 

Located in the cultural mecca of the UK that is Newbury Berkshire, St Bartholomew's - more commonly known as St Barts - is a haven for dead personality girls and guys who wear adidas hoodies and smoke vapes. Despite the overwhelming middle class demographic, many of the kids here try to act like London roadmen, adopting fake working class accents and vocabulary. Similarly, many girls like to develop nicotine addictions for the aesthetic - more simply described as rah where's my baccy girls, and the majority have, at one time or another, slept with wet guys for free weed and ket. Every group has that one person that has no friends and noone likes but just hangs around at the edge of the circle so they don't look sad and pathetic, and 1 in 5 people will get a part time job at the big tesco's or the Tot Hill maccies, and then spend all their earnings on stone island jackets. Most of the 16/17 year olds have shitty fake ids which they use once and get confiscated, and think that a good night out is Spoon's til 9pm and then home so mummy doesn't beat them. Oh and all the white girls think that activism involves just reposting shit on their insta stories, but then they buy sweatshop-made primark clothes and get a new iPhone every 6 months.

But its still better than park house and at least it's not in Thatcham.
Emily: Guys did you see that I've organised a BLM/Climate Change/#FuckBoris march at St Batholomew's School Newbury ? If you're not there, you're the problem.
Sam: Nah g sorry Hunter's having a mad sesh at his yard, there's gonna be bare Kopperburgs. Can't dip St Bartholomew's School Newbury.
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The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

Bartholomew Stevenson

When you and a mate, catch a joke or moment within a group discussion that no one else picked up on. You both are aware of each other getting the joke or moment so enable to confirm that beautiful bond you or your friend simply use code words that have already been established such as "Kachow", "Kachinga" etc. Followed by "Bartholomew Stevenson".
Amongst a chill squad discussion some guy says "Music is just Wiggly Air". You Turn spot your mate... "Kachow", "Kachinga"..."Bartholomew Stevenson".

Bartholomew Simpson 

Bartholomew Simpson also know as Bart Simpson should be part of the Dingleverse for his Goofy ahh first name.
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Bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland is bisexual.

Bartholomew township Brussels sprout 

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.
Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!
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