A friendly, inquisitive alligator, he spends time in Palm Beach, hanging around with royalty, notably The Viscount. His spectacles give him a scholarly look, but his teeth are real.
Bartholomew lay next to The Viscount and waved his tail at Sabi, with all in the party basking in the sun.
by chasebetterthanone July 16, 2012
Pronounced: Barthla--umm-Barthomaul---umm. Bar-tholo-mew
1.) a Biblical name, which is often miss pronounced by girls who are otherwise pretty and smart but still play stupid, little pigs (and I mean that literally).
2.) brother--I mean, sister, I think--of Marcellus and Amadeus (for AMADEUS refer to "1")
3.) a word that people who have names like "Victoria" and still choose to shorten them (to, for example, "Tori") would have difficulty pronouncing.
1.) a Biblical name, which is often miss pronounced by girls who are otherwise pretty and smart but still play stupid, little pigs (and I mean that literally).
2.) brother--I mean, sister, I think--of Marcellus and Amadeus (for AMADEUS refer to "1")
3.) a word that people who have names like "Victoria" and still choose to shorten them (to, for example, "Tori") would have difficulty pronouncing.
Tori, which is just a random name, cannot seem to say Bartholomew (Instead, she says, Barthla--umm-Barthomaul---umm. Bar-tholo-mew etc.), or say four letter words, in anger, without making everyone say, "Aww, she's so cute when she's pissed off."
by Lindon April 11, 2007
by Jonathan Jeff April 11, 2022
by ur dads lover September 6, 2022
bartholomew aka bart is a nice but also dirty minded coll guy he is easily trusting and easygoing person
hey look it's bartholomew
by ddffffeerf April 14, 2021
An absolute lad. Always has cracking banter wherever he is. Generally has short dark hair and a throbbing large penis. Usually laughs during funerals.
by Bent Spoon March 28, 2019
by Bartholomew Makaveli May 17, 2022