Mountain Bailey's is the combination of Bailey's Irish Cream and Mountain Dew. This is a drink only to be consumed by the stupid, because it tastes absolutely terrible.

Dude 1: We should try a Green Lantern.

Dude 2: Hell yeah, we should.

Dude 1: I'll see if we have some whiskey.
Nope, but I have some Bailey's.

Dude 2: Ok, why the fuck not.
Oh my god, this is fucking terrible.

Dude 1: Let me try!
Fuck that's nasty.

Dude 2: Mountain Bailey's, mmm chunky.

Mountain Bailey's by Oooooold Greeeeeeegg September 8, 2011

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Bawley's Law

When you're in a relationship, everyone likes you, but when you're single, no one likes you.

Conceived on Bawley's Beach, Australia, when a group of promiscuous girls presented themselves to two boys with committed relationships, who, when single, had slim-to-none chance of scoring.

"So I went to this party with my girlfriend and all these girls start hitting on me, but when i'm single, no one flirts with me!"

"Dude, that's Bawley's Law.."

Bawley's Law by partyingnaked July 17, 2012

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barley soda

Replacement word for beer when in the presence of individuals who may be offended or negatively influenced by consumption of an alcoholic beverage

Dad's favorite drink is barley soda. It makes him fall down sometimes. I like root beer.

barley soda by Ugly Dave January 15, 2008

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