Bard Time

Spending an inordinate amount of time composing a clever and well-timed email reply.

Dog, that Samantha sure got in my head. Had to do some bard time to escape solitary.

by Ubuge June 28, 2011

Basual Bard Baucus

The gathering of the greatest poker players in the world to battle it out in a rich kid's basement for $20. Formerly known as the Kasual Kard Kaucus.

Let's get a game going in the Basual Bard Baucus

by Basual Bard Baucus November 27, 2018

Bard

Bard is when someone is trying to say that they’re telling the truth similar to the phrase “on god”

Me:”I met a really popular celebrity last week”
Friend:”no you didn’t stop lying”
Me:”bard I did”

by Dmvurbandictionary July 17, 2023

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by bard tlin tlin tlin tlin April 27, 2021

Bards

Someone who is disliked by a person or group of blokes because they lack any credibility or/and tries to be remain relevant within certain circles but comes across as a moron

Seriously mate you're a deadset Bards

by Hotdigitydog July 20, 2019

bard

a lad who knows what pussy tastes like
weak game and no bitches, but somehow knows what the golden mine tastes like.

bard- "hey boys, does someone here who knows what pussy tastes like?"

any lad in the 10 m radius- "bard you get no bitches stfu please"

by hesten445 May 31, 2022

Bard

When someone confidently makes a statement that later turns out to be completely false and ultimately ends in that person losing a large sum of money or reputation.

Did you hear Google have been telling bards again.. cost them $100m

by Gringo87 February 15, 2023