Bao Tran, a boi born in vietnam that moved to new zealand. he's got a 10pack of abs and a big ass d. You can use his name in every sentence
by lit fam skrt skrt June 5, 2018
Omaigod have you heard? That bitch sally had bao-nded his poor boyfriend onto a pillar for speaking to his table partner for one minute.
by Iwishtoflyskyhai February 10, 2021
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by Halfuejnd November 5, 2022
When you get a girl friend and start to push your friends out of your life. Stating that they are still bestfriends but when ever plans are made they almost in definetly get cancelled last minute. You only see this individual when it benefits them.
1. "Hey, can you come look at my car? Its making a wierd noise again, Im kind of in a hurry."
2."Wow david ditched us for his girlfriend again
He must be suffering from The Bao Effect."
2."Wow david ditched us for his girlfriend again
He must be suffering from The Bao Effect."
by Olden Mygroin November 23, 2017
Andrew Bao, The 124th Emperor of simping, was killed by a group of monkey's after announcing he buried his face within the thighs of a high school girl. He was a great leader and the voice of the people and unity of the nation.
He was also one of the greatest sushi chefs of the time. He married twenty times in his lifetime to both men and women, one of his most controversial marriages was to Gabriella Geris, A attractive women who only married because of Andrew's Large and Manly Genetalia and Sexual Organs.
Andrew Bao was also the son of The First Legendary Bao, The father of modern Medicine and the founder of The Chinese Communist Party, His legacy was continued not by Andrew but by his Youngest son, Joshua Bao who is now Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party and Crown Prince of Simping.
He was also one of the greatest sushi chefs of the time. He married twenty times in his lifetime to both men and women, one of his most controversial marriages was to Gabriella Geris, A attractive women who only married because of Andrew's Large and Manly Genetalia and Sexual Organs.
Andrew Bao was also the son of The First Legendary Bao, The father of modern Medicine and the founder of The Chinese Communist Party, His legacy was continued not by Andrew but by his Youngest son, Joshua Bao who is now Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party and Crown Prince of Simping.
Person A: "Have you seen Andrew Bao's cock?"
Person B: "No, I haven't, but I have heard that it is massive in size."
Person A: "Yes, I also heard that but sadly he is not a monkey like us."
Person B: "Yeah that is sad, luckily those monkey nationalists killed him."
Person C: "Monkey Forever."
Person B: "No, I haven't, but I have heard that it is massive in size."
Person A: "Yes, I also heard that but sadly he is not a monkey like us."
Person B: "Yeah that is sad, luckily those monkey nationalists killed him."
Person C: "Monkey Forever."
by The.Last.Emperor October 20, 2020