Banter relating from one band to another, keen among musicians who want to slate other bands without seeming dickhead'ish.

Bandter can also include using other band's song names in a sentence whilst talking about them.

Bandter can also be subtelly changing a band's name to make fun of them.

Guy A: Did you hear about the band Embrace the Tide, I think there's 'More than This' when it comes to their songs, but I guess it's 'A case of wait and see'.
Guy B: haaaaa, that's their song names.
Guy A: It's just BANDTER!

Guy A: Did you hear about that band 'Embrace the Chode'
Guy B: haaaa, their name is really 'Embrace the Tide'
Guy A: It's just BANDTER!

Embrace the Tide is an Example band and is not intentionally real.

Bandter by TomABYSS May 14, 2012

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Bantersauross

Despite having the word 'banter' in its name, someone described as a Bantersauross have no banter whatsoever. In fact, they are usually the brunt of the jokes.

"That was funny! I've got great banter"

"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"

Bantersauross by SlimSquaidy May 31, 2021

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bandersnap

A machine gun like release of pent up gas.

Moose was both horrified and amused as he fell backwards into arms of his fellow team builders unable to control the powerful release of a fluttering bandersnap.

bandersnap by Tennisbum February 3, 2010

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Twat-Banter

Twat-Banter.

Noun

The outward display of affection between two intimately friendly parties by extreme piss taking, savage in nature.

Usually characterised, and generally understood by the rule of thumb that the more offensive and deftly aimed that the ribbing is, the greater the respect or underlying fondness that exists.

"Sweet Jesus, Gwyneth! Your vagina is like a wizards sleeve!"

"Haha! Your twat-banter is on top form tonight Rupert."

Twat-Banter by Lord Horatio Richards September 27, 2022

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Chicken Banter

Banter or exchange of witticisms alluding to chickens, eggs, or any other components of farm life

Mike: If you peep about this to anyone I'll scramble your ass
Ricky: don't worry, when I was being interrogated by the dean, I was walkin' around egg shells tryin not to spill the beans!
Mike: good cause the deans a perv. This chick I know went to see him in his office and he offered to show her his pecker
Ricky: damn! that man really needs to get laid!
Mike: yeah but he should stop thinking with his cock or he'll get fried

Mom: BOYS! QUIT YOUR CHICKEN BANTER!

Chicken Banter by Campus Farmer April 13, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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