Bammer

Redneck, toolish, uneducated, obnoxious Alabama football fan who has no connection to the University of Alabama, save that he/she lives within the border of the State of Alabama. Bammers tend to live in clusters and erect small shrines to Bear Bryant in their living quarters. Bammers liberally use the term "we" when describing the exploits of the University of Alabama footbal team.

Now that the University of Alabama's football program has won a few games, the Bammers grow more insufferable by the day.

by MacBayBay68 September 23, 2010

Bammer

Endearing term used to describe the fans of that redneck school in the northwestern Alabama town of Tuscaloser.

Most Bammers tend to find it insulting, although most Bammer haters tend to find it fitting.

"Who's that toothless, inbred-looking guy over there?"
"Meh, just some worthless Bammer. Give him a dollar so he can himself some booze."

by wardamneagle November 15, 2004

Bammer

(adj); origin-California; a word to describe a bad or non-succesful noun and action booty

Damn cuz, her body is kinda freaky, but her face is kinda bammer youknowwhatimsayin?

by Pkay May 08, 2006

Bammer

A bammer(s) is a sock(s) from the dryer with no match.

Honey our pile of bammers just keeps growing.

Him)My socks look like this because I'm wearing two bammers.
Her) Don't do that, or we'll continue to have bammers in every laundry load.

by Aquaman004 April 15, 2007

Bammer

A weapon that shoots bullets using prjectile force; a gun

Cock back my head like a hammer, my head is like a nickle platted bammer, spit 45 caliber grammer

by David Kinsman April 29, 2008

Bammer

A word used to describe a member of the opposite sex who is worse than ugly.

Man look at that bitch she is Bammer, I wouldnt fuck her with a rented dick.

by Tizzle Mizzle March 26, 2009

bammer bammer bammer

1. noun - A state of being so heavily intoxicated, usually from multiple days of drinking without sleep, that only a modified version of hammered will do

2. verb - To get into mindset stated above

3. celebratory - Mainly an exclamation about how hard you or someone like you is partying.

1. Polar Bear got me so bammer bammer bammered that they kicked me out of the bars...at 11:30 AM.

2. Fuck it just buy the bottle of 151. Tonight we're getting bammer bammer bammered.

3. Bammer bammer bammer, I'm fucking hammered!

by Carbondalien February 25, 2011