Balzacs

Canadian dude who likes the Balzacs cofffee chain, but also likes balls.

Balzacs is coming over to play video games.

by fuser_etimologist August 2, 2018

Balzac

A French writer who is better known as having his name sound like "ball sac" than any of the works he wrote.

It's impossible to gain fame as an author if your name is Balzac!

by RedBlade March 22, 2009

harry balzac

yes the best kahoot name

hey harry balzac

by poopy head boy69 December 17, 2019

Balzac

kick ass japanese horror punk band... perfect halloween music...

person 1- I just saw balzac in concert.
idiot- haha you said balzac, you fag... duhhhrrrr i'm stupid. narf.
person 1- I meant the band you jackass.
idiot- don't talk to me fag... huhhhhrrrrrr huhhrrrrrr...
(person 1 eventually killed the idiot...)

by jimmy sunshine December 28, 2005

balzac

1. Slang for ball sack, or a scrotum.

2. Horrible

1. He got kicked in the balzac.

2. I got fired today, man that's balzac!

by Joe Dirrrrrrrrt June 22, 2005

Balzac

Something that sounds dirty, but is not. A French Playwright

Balzac is one of the most known French Playwrights

by Justafriend May 20, 2016

Balzacian heart

(Referencing Honoré de Balzac and his notoriously poor cardiovascular health):

a) (noun) a person with genetically poor cardiovascular health
b) cardiovascular health weakened not by alcohol or tobacco, but specifically due to workverload-related stress

If you are a balzacian heart def a) do not expose yourself to unneeded stress

by Sexydimma May 7, 2022