Mini-Balrogs are created by typoes in Lord of the Rings fanfiction. They are not overly fond of fangirls and eat raw eggs and bacon. They generally reside at OFUM.
Legoals, Grimli, Borimer, Isenguard.
by GreenCat3 March 7, 2004
A Balrog Run is to go to a predefined area of interest to search for an unkown person or object. This phrase was originally coined by the youtube channel, worldoftheorange.
Ex. 1
Me: "Harry Potter sure does have a shitty time finding horcruxes."
Friend: "Yeah. The last three movies are just one big balrog run."
Ex. 2
Person 1: "I saw this really hot girl walking between classes the other day. I haven't seen her since though."
Person 2: "Then I guess its time for you to go on a balrog run."
Me: "Harry Potter sure does have a shitty time finding horcruxes."
Friend: "Yeah. The last three movies are just one big balrog run."
Ex. 2
Person 1: "I saw this really hot girl walking between classes the other day. I haven't seen her since though."
Person 2: "Then I guess its time for you to go on a balrog run."
by WOTO fan July 15, 2012
by Vin Nguyen August 4, 2017
A situation in which one appears to have narrowly escaped disaster, only to suffer a fatal blow at the last moment. Refer's to the weapon of Durin's Bane who, after falling into the chasm below Khazad-dûm, lashed out its whip and caught Gandalf by the heel.
1
"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"
2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.
"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"
2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.
by Leery Loon February 4, 2021
by gbomc October 10, 2022