Balloon Tits

Massive tits that are of unhealthy size and or shape. They are so immense that upon falling on them, one will bounce back up.

Dude, that bartender had total balloon tits.

by beachballjugs September 1, 2015

balloon tits

When you tie ropes around a girl's tits that they become red and inflate.

"Last night I was watching porn and this girl had big balloon tits"

by YourBoiCaesar February 16, 2017

balloon tits

the sound drums make after a joke.

"Why did the ducky get arrested?" "He got caught selling quack!" balloon tits

by i just pissed my apants December 4, 2025