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Baldie's Steak Night
Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.
Baldie's Steak Night by Twaggy Smidgekin October 20, 2010
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Baldie's Fruitcake
A fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from West Bridgford during a break in an all-day session of World of Gay Warcraft.
What's that foul stench coming from the kitchen, Dad?
Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.
Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.
Baldie's Fruitcake by Twaggy Smidgekin October 13, 2010
Billie's Jeans
Cop:we searched MJ's house and all we found was a pair of Jeans.
Mother:OMG that's Billie's Jeans
(Distant hehe heard in background)
Mother:OMG that's Billie's Jeans
(Distant hehe heard in background)
Billie's Jeans by Meaty Maestro May 29, 2019
Billie's Butt
1. Part of Billie's body shown very often during his live shows and loved by most fangirls.
2. A slang term for someone who shows up uninvited.
2. A slang term for someone who shows up uninvited.
What the fuck is she doing, hanging out in the westside LA? That eastside motherfucker's a Billie's butt!
Billie's Butt by Curtis June 17, 2006
Billie Eilish's Farts
The smelliest, gentlest, cutest most perfect farts that have ever graced the nasal cavities of a member of the human race. Let alone the most powerful farts ever created since the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
It has been said they hold mystical qualities / properties. Including but not limited to, being able to cure cancer, blindness, and terminal disease.
It has been said they hold mystical qualities / properties. Including but not limited to, being able to cure cancer, blindness, and terminal disease.
I was just at a Billie Eilish concert the other day. I scored backstage passes, and when walking by her dressing room, I caught a whiff of rotten sulfur egg, and sour cream beans and cheese, and I knew I'd just inhaled Billie Eilish's Farts.
Billie Eilish's Farts by Human Stoge April 20, 2023
Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD
This guy is the sexiest guy alive, who isn't even afraid to go half-naked in front of thousands of people, who writes the best punk songs out there with awesome sexy Mike and Tre,
and all of them are just so ... SEXY!
and all of them are just so ... SEXY!
Teen #1: Who's the most SEXY guy alive?
Teen #2: Who?
Teen #3: Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD.
Teen #2: OH! Duh. I knew that.
Teen #2: Who?
Teen #3: Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD.
Teen #2: OH! Duh. I knew that.
Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD by Teenage Lie March 10, 2013
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