The most spiffy, funny, cute, cool, hilarious, awesome, cool-goal scoring, fun, talented, nice and great soccer playa' eva'! OMG he is the best! He plays on Germany and Chelsea. He used to play on FC Bayern. He is the Best! OMG! Go Germany! Ballack refers to the best-everything guy eva! Go soccer!
by KimiBallack November 12, 2006
A man, typically of middle eastern decent that holds characteristics such as tan skin, yellow teeth, and facial scars. Balacks typically don’t live a traditional life and do whatever they please, whenever. They eat eggs for breakfast frequently along with unusual sides such as tomatoes and mushrooms.
Dude when I slept over at Ahmed’s house I expected some waffles for breakfast, instead he put a mixture of eggs and mushrooms right in front of me along with a piece of pita bread. WHAT A BALLACK!
by Rojer Mickie April 13, 2020
(also spelt 'Balak' or 'Ballaque') A random Tamil guy that some of your friends know from back in their middle school days, but your not really sure who he is, let alone what his name is.
John:hey look! its Ballack!
James:oh his name is not Ballack. he went to my middle school.
John: i don't give a shit, it's Ballack.
James:oh his name is not Ballack. he went to my middle school.
John: i don't give a shit, it's Ballack.
by stylishpoints March 1, 2012
With reference to the prowess of the German international soccer star Michael Ballack; can be used to describe an event similar to his power and technique. Reknowned for scoring unstoppable goals and making crunching tackles in the game, describing something as "ballacked" can mean an event was executed precisely, or destroyed beyond repair.
by Matt Janes August 6, 2006
by Desigol November 19, 2004