Ball hands 

When handling ten pound balls and debating weather or not to have an appetizer at the bowling lanes.

Amber- should we order some food?

Marie- No we have ball hands from touching all these balls! Shit you know how many people have touched these balls!

Ball hands by mll777 January 3, 2012

Hands on Ball 

"Hands on ball" or in Farsi "Dast be Khaye" meaning "do nothing".
like you are sitting and doing nothing and just grabbing your balls.
this is like the defense line of freekick in soccer games that they are "do nothing," just "hands on ball"

Boss: why should I pay you when you do not work and always sit here Hands on ball.

Hands on Ball by anonymous March 18, 2021

ball hand

Act of putting hands down ones pant grabbing there genitals and slapping another person in the face

I just ball handed the shit outa that guy

ball hand by Pete April 29, 2004

ball hand

the hand that usually ends up cradling your balls at night while sleeping.

My wife did not appreciate when I carressed her face in the morning with my ball hand.

ball hand by morranga July 13, 2011

ass ball hand

When a man scratches his ass then his balls and puts his hand on a womans face.

I just ass ball handed your mom!

ass ball hand by Thecowsaysmoo80 July 26, 2009

african hand ball 

a sport invented in the jungles in Africa played by making a net and attaching it to a tree and using a coconut as a ball. was discovered by american explorers and recently brought to the united states. In 2001 a white baseketball player named larry bird finally broke the color barrier. Another rule is must have at least 5 tattoos to participate unless you are white. The only reason the us team is black because the masters forced their slaves to play. amazingly, the greatest basketball player of all time, Brian Scalabrine, is white.

Joe: wanna got play african hand ball?
Deshawn: nah dawg i can't shoot.
Joe: who the fuck cares all you need to do is dunk! look at lebron!

african hand ball by markaroni April 10, 2010

Ball Sweat Hand 

after a long days working placing your hand on your sweaty nut sack and then placing said hand onto someones face.

I gave Talbo a the worst ball sweat hand after i played tennis in a sauna... thats a sweaty, sweaty ball sack

Ball Sweat Hand by Proffesor Jonathan September 14, 2008