Ball Jam

The act of pulling one's balls out and jamming them into someone's face. Along the same principal as a cock slap, but for those with larger balls than their penis.

Janey kept calling Todd names, so Todd ball jammed her and she shut the fuck up.

by Bramble July 12, 2004

Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?

Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? is a game created by Craig James's dad, he use to play it with him when he was young, the aim of the game is when you are in your pajamas and you were playing the game you would say
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.

You take it in turns and it is a best of three.

Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.

Craig James was playing the daily game of Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? with his dad, craig grabbed at his crotch and said to his dad "Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" Sadly his manhood is so small his dad couldn't tell and when he grabbed his cock his dad thought it was his ball. Craig James has a micro penis.

by CraigMicroManhoodJames August 25, 2019

Ball jammin’

Is when you take a raging douchebags prized guitar and play it with your balls

Man, Carl was really ball jammin’ Russell’s guitar last night. I’ve had that song stuck in my head all day

by BallisticDick December 4, 2019

Slow ball jamal

When you don’t want to do something for somebody or are yo lazy to do something

Josh: bro let’s go to this girls crib to watch movies

Me: slow ball Jamal no cap

by @vloneshon January 10, 2021

BALL JAMMER

To jam the absolute fuck out of your balls, primarily using a drawer.

MOM: we have sex toy at home...

SEX TOY AT HOME:... "DRAWER"........ AKA THE BALL JAMMER.

by YOUR ASS IS FAT December 28, 2022

Drawl Ball Jamal

Being a douchebag and doing something that just isn't cool

"C'mon man why'd you shit in the sink, thats drawl ball jamal"

by Jonathan Porkathan May 29, 2023

Jamaican Ball Splash

Basically, your balls are so sweaty and smelly that you have no choice but to wash them to keep any remnants of dignity. Thing is, your only option is the sink in the public restroom. So you drop those shorts, flop your boys in, and proceed to splash them in a Jamaican-style fashion.

Question: I gotta pick up my girlfriend at the bus stop in 5 minutes and I still have this whore's crotch-scent on my balls! I don't even have time to shower! What do I do?

Answer: Jamaican Ball Splash!

by Sami_ballwash March 16, 2008