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Delaware ball jam

Two gay truckers scissoring at a rest area
The load was late because the driver was hung up at the delaware ball jam.
Delaware ball jam by Scrapper73 September 29, 2026

Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? 

Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? is a game created by Craig James's dad, he use to play it with him when he was young, the aim of the game is when you are in your pajamas and you were playing the game you would say
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.

You take it in turns and it is a best of three.

Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.
Craig James was playing the daily game of Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? with his dad, craig grabbed at his crotch and said to his dad "Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" Sadly his manhood is so small his dad couldn't tell and when he grabbed his cock his dad thought it was his ball. Craig James has a micro penis.

Ball jammin’ 

Is when you take a raging douchebags prized guitar and play it with your balls
Man, Carl was really ball jammin’ Russell’s guitar last night. I’ve had that song stuck in my head all day
Ball jammin’ by BallisticDick December 4, 2019

Slow ball jamal 

When you don’t want to do something for somebody or are yo lazy to do something
Josh: bro let’s go to this girls crib to watch movies

Me: slow ball Jamal no cap
Slow ball jamal by @vloneshon January 10, 2021

BALL JAMMER 

To jam the absolute fuck out of your balls, primarily using a drawer.
MOM: we have sex toy at home...

SEX TOY AT HOME:... "DRAWER"........ AKA THE BALL JAMMER.
BALL JAMMER by YOUR ASS IS FAT December 28, 2022

Drawl Ball Jamal 

Being a douchebag and doing something that just isn't cool
"C'mon man why'd you shit in the sink, thats drawl ball jamal"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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