Bald Head Press Conference 

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

Bald Head Press Conference by Caia Tech July 1, 2025