A game based on ballgazing. To represent a ball, take your index finger and thumb and make a circle. Hold it below your waist. Now, get another person to look at it (not with physical force). If a person looks at it, you can punch the person twice. Resistance earns you another two per attempt. Usually punches are on the arm. Preferable among boys.
Person #1: "Hey, look down here."
Person #2 looks down.
Person #1: "Ballgazer! I get two hits."
Person #2: "What?"
Person #1: "It's the ballgazing game. Now hold out your arm."
Person #1 gives #2 two punches.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).