In order to find a responsible adult, all you need to do is look into their
fridge and freezer, and check if they regularly changes the baking soda. The baking soda is used to absorb odors, and it's supposed to be changed every month. If you peer into someone's fridge, and they got a baking soda in there, and it's dated from
like, a year ago, then you know they aren't even trying.
This is the tried-and-true method to figure out if someone is even worth being friends with, let alone date. It's the ultimate shit
test, most
people fail, so that's something you gotta watch out for. Now this isn't always a deal-breaker, but it's a red flag. Let me tell you, if you need a reason to start judging
people, then this is a good place to start.
Me: "Yeah, she was cute and all, but I noticed she didn't past the baking soda
test. She's seven months behind, I bet she doesn't even change her smoke alarm batteries, house basically a death
trap"
My
friend: "Dude what the hell is wrong with you?"
