Bailout

Broke people giving away their money so rich people don't go broke.

Every taxpayer would have to pay over $6000 for this bailout!

by Marcus Sweets September 25, 2008

Bailout

Whenever a person runs away from a good time.

Quit being such a bailout, just go with the flow.

by The Space Goat February 15, 2021

Bailout

A sarcastic word meaning you are broke and in need of money; Referring to the government bailouts, in which large amounts of money were given/loaned to the Banks and Auto Industry. Neither endorsing or opposing the government bailout.

-Dude, I'm so broke, I really need a bailout!
-That company just went under! They really need a bailout!

by westernwishes February 8, 2009

Bailout

Give me a fucking break; literally and figuratively

Yo man, I've made some terrible decisions over and over again, but I don't want to be held accountable for my actions. Can you give me a bailout?

by CommonCents December 16, 2008

Bailout

What schecklemensch expect when their irresponsible and greedy management decisions come back to bite them in the pocketbook.

The schecklemensch told Algelides that they just missed the basic concept that the housing market would not continue to rise so they needed a bailout to keep their bonuses in tact.

by ktedidit January 15, 2010

Bailout

Money for people that had too much and lost it on foolish investments. Typically screws everyone else in at least three ways.
1) They waste our money
2) They ruin the economy
3) You have to pay more taxes to make up for it

GWB: People say bailout, but I don't think it's a bailout.
Everyone else: It's a bailout.

by Alisson September 20, 2008

Bailout

A process by which a gigantic turd is pulled out of the toilet, stinking up the room and getting shit everywhere instead of simply being flushed.

I took a dump so large that I had to pull a Bailout. I wish I didn't.

by An ony mous October 20, 2008