Baguette

romanian guy who wastes money on small streamers...
states that "nike pros make him hard"

P1: "GUYS BAGUETTE DONATED ME $1.04
P2: "WOW THATS SO COOL"
P1: "HE'S ASKING FOR NIKE PRO PICS 0-0
P2: "SEND IT TO HIM

by SubSync May 24, 2022

Baguette

Means yes in French

Guy: Do you like pancakes?
Girl: baguette

by Harrypotterfreak101 July 7, 2017

Baguette

A word that is repeated by non French people to pretend that they know how to speak French

English: Spanish class was so easy so I learned how to speak French
French: Baguette was so Baguette so I Baguette to Baguette

by HoozJoh? April 25, 2021

Baguette

A white straight male

That guy was such a baguette

by Deadly-kitty August 1, 2019

Rusty baguette

When you randomly buy a baguette and then after a drunken night of inappropriately prodding people in their buttholes and privates with it you let an unsuspecting friend eat it.

I can’t believe Shan ate that rusty baguette this morning! Dude I had that thing in so many butts last night!

by Scottydoes213 February 28, 2021

Baguette fight

You and your friend fill 2 condoms with your own poop, until they become really hard and stiff. Then you start having a sword fight with them. Whose condom breaks first and lets out the contents loses and shall be ashamed.

Adam and Tommy had a baguette fight yesterday. It was funny and messy at the same time.

by Csokiskuki March 6, 2020

Dusty Baguette

A dusty baguette is problematic trash.

Brian is a dusty baguette

by CrewTrash July 17, 2015