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Bag and shag

A phrase usually meaning a person that has an atractive body but not face so you'd shag them but only with a bag over their head.
Have you seen Hattie, she's a bag and shag. Not so sure about her face but her body is hot. Put a bag over her head and I'd hit it anyday.
Bag and shag by overnunthousand October 14, 2010
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Bag and Shag

Short for "Bag it, and shag it". When a girl (or guy) is too ugly to look at their face, you put a bag over their head, and then you can do them without guilt.

TIP : If you use a european designer bag, it makes her even better.
You may be as ugly as horses ass, but with that bag on your head, you can ride my pony anytime.
Bag and Shag by DrSnow April 25, 2005

Bag it and shag it 

When one finds a girl to have a nice body, but a wretched face, they can simply put a bag on said girl's head and proceed to shag it.
Person 1: This chick has a great body but a disgusting face...

Person 2: Bag it and shag it!
Bag it and shag it by El_Mudkip July 20, 2008

Bag It and Shag It 

When one finds a girl to have a nice body, but a wretched face, they can simply put a bag on said girl's head and proceed to shag it.
Person 1: This chick has a great body but a disgusting face...

Person 2: Bag it and shag it!
Bag It and Shag It by El_Mudkip January 5, 2009

Shag and Bag 

Basically just sleeping with someone and then cutting them off romantically.
Be carefully because he might just shag and bag you
Shag and Bag by Rebecca Dent February 3, 2023
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