Bag and shag

A phrase usually meaning a person that has an atractive body but not face so you'd shag them but only with a bag over their head.

Have you seen Hattie, she's a bag and shag. Not so sure about her face but her body is hot. Put a bag over her head and I'd hit it anyday.

Bag and shag by overnunthousand October 14, 2010

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Bag and Shag

Short for "Bag it, and shag it". When a girl (or guy) is too ugly to look at their face, you put a bag over their head, and then you can do them without guilt.

TIP : If you use a european designer bag, it makes her even better.

You may be as ugly as horses ass, but with that bag on your head, you can ride my pony anytime.

Bag and Shag by DrSnow April 25, 2005

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Bag and Shag • Bag It and Shag It • Shag and Bag • bag and tag • bag and bang • Bag and Bust • bag and drag • bag and flush • Bag and nag • bag and rag

Bag it and shag it

When one finds a girl to have a nice body, but a wretched face, they can simply put a bag on said girl's head and proceed to shag it.

Person 1: This chick has a great body but a disgusting face...

Person 2: Bag it and shag it!

Bag it and shag it by El_Mudkip July 20, 2008

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Bag It and Shag It

When one finds a girl to have a nice body, but a wretched face, they can simply put a bag on said girl's head and proceed to shag it.

Person 1: This chick has a great body but a disgusting face...

Person 2: Bag it and shag it!

Bag It and Shag It by El_Mudkip January 5, 2009

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Shag and Bag

Basically just sleeping with someone and then cutting them off romantically.

Be carefully because he might just shag and bag you

Shag and Bag by Rebecca Dent February 3, 2023

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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